FAQS
AKA S#!T YOU NEED TO KNOW
With ordinary bags, you feel the warmth. With ours, you’ll have to look to be sure he went. Here’s why:
- Ultra-thick: 50-300% thicker than standard bags. You never feel what you’re picking up.
- Leak-proof: holds up to 8.2 pounds. That’s a lot of #2.
- Extra-long (14"): enough bag to actually tie a knot, not wrestle one.
- Easy-open: a clearly marked opening that opens before your dog finishes sniffing.
- Bio-based: kinder to the planet than 100% virgin plastic.
- Actually cute: patterns you won’t hide. “Poop bag” doesn’t have to mean sad green or black.
Still on the fence? The Try Me Pack ($20) exists for exactly that.
The Classic Box has 18 rolls (270 bags). The Tissue Box keeps it simple: one big roll of 200 bags. Not sure what you need? Take the 30-second quiz and we’ll do the math for you.
Have to? No. Should you? Yes.
Because our rolls are designed to be longer and thicker, they don’t always fit standard dispensers. That’s why we created our own, engineered to perfectly fit our product.
Pick the Classic Box, the Tissue Box, or both, and choose your rhythm: every month, every 2 months, or every 3 months. You save on every delivery, and you can pause or cancel anytime. Because the only thing worse than picking up poop is realizing you’re out of bags. 💩
SHIPPING POLICY
Shipping is free on all orders over $48. If you’re a subscriber and set your plan to ship two boxes at a time, those deliveries ship free too! Standard shipping within the continental U.S. typically arrives in 2-7 business days. Want faster delivery? We have an expedited shipping option at checkout.
A quick heads up:
Please double-check your shipping address before placing your order. If a package gets returned to us due to an incorrect or undeliverable address, we’re happy to send it back out, but reshipping costs will need to be covered by the customer.
RETURN POLICY
Purchase have you saying 'oh sh#!t'? Reach out to our customer support team at hello@wastehappy.com and we’ll do our best to make it right.
All sales are final. We don’t accept returns, we think you understand why 😉
Made a mistake on your order? If an incorrect address or order error is on your end, we’re happy to help sort it out, reshipping costs are the customer’s responsibility.
Please note: Our dispensers are made to fit Waste Happy rolls perfectly (they’re a little thicker and happier than most 🐾). If used with other bags, they may not stay in place.
Yes! We donate rolls to shelters in need. 🐕💕
Of course! You can send any of our boxes as a gift for a friend (seriously, best. gift. ever.). Just enter their shipping address at checkout, and we’ll deliver straight to their door. Want to keep the love going? Set up a subscription in their name so they’ll never run out of bags.
To learn more about what bio-based means, see details at https://wastehappy.com/pages/biobased
Depends on the dog (and the dinner). A one-walk-a-day pup runs through about 60 to 90 bags a month. More dogs? More #2. The math gets messy fast, so we built a quiz that does it for you. Take the 30-second quiz and get your exact plan.
Drop us a line: hello@wastehappy.com
